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10.06.2025 13:38
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
2 fans die and an officer is in a coma after Champions League celebrations in France - NBC News
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
No go.
Redefining physics to roll a ball vertically - Phys.org
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts